well, that`s true for the "less than one percenters...."

well, that`s true for the "less than one percenters....".....
By: P. Briscoe (Non running-dog anti-imperial anti-Bush unapologist name-changer; 13440)
Posted on: 06-18-2012 14:01.
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the majority of unwed middle age men are more likely to be living in a van down by the river, and the only banging going on is head against a wall.

Edited by P. Briscoe at 6/18/2012 2:06:41 PM

Email copy-pasta from a friend - Man's Fairy Tale - pudds, 06-18-2012 13:45 (Views: 46; Replies: 31)

I like the part about the toilet seat. [nt] - Catfish, 06-18-2012 16:38 (Views: 43)

I`ve been trying to argue that if I raise it, and she lowers it, it works out even in the end... - pudds, 06-18-2012 16:46 (Views: 47)

We close the lid before flushing. - Bean, 06-19-2012 03:38 (Views: 41)

Apparently you haven't seen that South Park episode. ;) - Phred, 06-18-2012 16:52 (Views: 42)

Ya I don't get it - Sycraft, 06-18-2012 16:56 (Views: 49)

well, that`s true for the "less than one percenters...." - P. Briscoe, 06-18-2012 14:01 (Views: 47)

I dunno. I didn't have the women on my arm, but I had the rest as a 30 year old bachelor - pudds, 06-18-2012 15:08 (Views: 46)

So when do you move out from the van down by the river into the cottage? :) [nt] - Phred, 06-18-2012 16:52 (Views: 27)

Aw. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the marrieds. :( Don't worry, it's curable. :) [nt] - Phred, 06-18-2012 14:19 (Views: 39)

there are more lonely van doon by the river guys then there are... - P. Briscoe, 06-18-2012 14:32 (Views: 42)

More seriously though, isn't that pretty much the most worthless study ever? - Phred, 06-18-2012 15:44 (Views: 36)

Incorrect. All married men are happy self-actualized contributors to society. [nt] - Paul, 06-18-2012 18:50 (Views: 34)

Also, I'm just being a wanker ^^. I know what Papa is saying.[nt] - Paul, 06-18-2012 19:14 (Views: 38)

Which is....??? - Phred, 06-18-2012 19:51 (Views: 25)

That men in committed relationships (not nec. marriage)... - Paul, 06-18-2012 20:20 (Views: 37)

true...but single men aren't automatic swingers and rich bon vivants either. [nt] - P. Briscoe, 06-18-2012 20:00 (Views: 23)

True, it requires a little practice. :) [nt] - Phred, 06-18-2012 20:02 (Views: 22)

I can tell you've been practicing....I really like the look.... - P. Briscoe, 06-18-2012 20:25 (Views: 35)

Hm. How many decades have you been out of the game again? [nt] - Phred, 06-18-2012 20:27 (Views: 25)

not out. just a different game. [nt] - P. Briscoe, 06-18-2012 21:01 (Views: 30)

Ha! So true. [nt] - Phred, 06-18-2012 21:02 (Views: 35)

Data, plz.[nt] - Paul, 06-18-2012 15:22 (Views: 31)

Whoah. Well, argument over. Can't fuck with anecdotes from the Midwest. - Phred, 06-18-2012 14:47 (Views: 44)

region card trumps all. we need not continue this argument. [nt] - P. Briscoe, 06-18-2012 16:16 (Views: 24)

Truth ^^. Also, I could write one about not having kids, but there would be butthurt. :) [nt] - Paul, 06-18-2012 13:46 (Views: 27)

Me neither. I respect that decision. - Mr. Spork, 06-18-2012 18:46 (Views: 31)

I dunno. I think if I'd had a kid in my 20s, I'd have fucked them up pretty good.[nt] - Paul, 06-18-2012 19:15 (Views: 30)

Maybe not then, but having that perspective, the world would be a better place... - Mr. Spork, 06-18-2012 19:58 (Views: 31)

Anymore it`s not so much "we don`t want" them, as "it would be really selfish." - Paul, 06-19-2012 00:51 (Views: 39)

Not from me, they were a choice and respect to those that don't want them - Glenn, 06-18-2012 14:54 (Views: 35)

;) [nt] - Paul, 06-18-2012 15:22 (Views: 34)

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