Mork: make it a point to celebrate your one-week FB re-united anniversary and send her a box with some chocolates and a severed cat's head in it. Put a note in it that says "I LUV U DIS MUSH, LOL!!"

Then step it up for your one-week-and-one-day anniversary. . .

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“Go to hell, Senator, it’s time for you to take your final dirt nap.” - Nooooo, no, you got it all wrong, see. "Dirt nap", in this context, just means laying down for a short sleep without first taking a shower or anything. This is just a suggestion for John McCain to take up a little better personal hygiene and in is no way violent in nature. You people with your jump to conclusions mats!

• So I guess I can expect a lot more of this, being single at near-forty. - Mork,  05-31-2012 16:14 (Views: 70; Replies: 35)
• Just be up front about it... - Mr. Spork,  06-01-2012 10:21 (Views: 37)
• If he does that, she'll jump him right there. Look, I've been a little jokey ITT, but... - Paul,  06-01-2012 12:04 (Views: 41)
• What if he tries to out-crazy her? - Mr. Spork,  06-01-2012 17:44 (Views: 44)
• Gold baby, GOLD! lol [nt] - Glenn,  06-01-2012 17:56 (Views: 26)
• I must have missed that you're single again. Bummer. [nt] - Mrs. Spork,  05-31-2012 22:49 (Views: 28)
• "Against my better judgement" ... I'll leave it there. [nt] - Catfish,  05-31-2012 18:41 (Views: 39)
• I wish I could give you more words of encouragement about dating again. - Phred,  05-31-2012 17:57 (Views: 44)
• sounds like you're jumping in a little quickly too. - Tendenzi,  05-31-2012 16:32 (Views: 51)
• If she's divorced, knock yourself out. [nt] - Paul,  05-31-2012 16:29 (Views: 29)
• Get a vasectomy first though [nt] - pudds,  05-31-2012 16:50 (Views: 38)
• +10 ;) [nt] - Glenn,  05-31-2012 17:03 (Views: 38)
• If you get "fixed," be upfront about it. - P. Briscoe,  05-31-2012 19:04 (Views: 41)
• Fuck all that.[nt] - Paul,  06-01-2012 02:03 (Views: 28)
• Disagree. Having a baby is either a decision or an accident. - pudds,  05-31-2012 22:01 (Views: 40)
• You gots to tell by the 2nd or 3rd date [nt] - P. Briscoe,  05-31-2012 22:18 (Views: 30)
• no. I just would say something about it. [nt] - P. Briscoe,  06-01-2012 03:31 (Views: 27)
• I think it depends on the person. - pudds,  05-31-2012 22:43 (Views: 44)
• I'd keep a lid on it for a while longer... - Mr. Spork,  06-01-2012 17:54 (Views: 25)
• Can't say I ever had that problem. Never had anyone object to a condom - pudds,  06-01-2012 19:40 (Views: 31)
• some women can't achieve the big O if the sex is too safe... - P. Briscoe,  06-01-2012 19:23 (Views: 35)
• *challenge accepted* [nt] - Mr. Spork,  06-01-2012 21:37 (Views: 24)
• Jeez dude, you get married on date #4? [nt] - Phred,  05-31-2012 22:22 (Views: 26)
• NO WAI. Especially if they're crazy. - Phred,  05-31-2012 19:37 (Views: 35)
• Ta da. - Phred,  05-31-2012 20:15 (Views: 56)
• I thought doctors still recommended contraception for a year after a vasectomy.[nt] - Paul,  06-01-2012 02:44 (Views: 30)
• not if it`s done right. I know. I had mine in '06. - P. Briscoe,  06-01-2012 06:58 (Views: 39)
• Correct, I had mine in '06 as well and 2 samples later all clean! [nt] - Glenn,  06-01-2012 14:44 (Views: 26)
• Wow!!!! [nt] - Glenn,  05-31-2012 23:55 (Views: 31)
• meh, no. too much drama. Not worth it. [nt] - P. Briscoe,  05-31-2012 20:32 (Views: 30)
• she may have been crazy, but that guy's a dick. Not cool. [nt] - P. Briscoe,  06-01-2012 03:28 (Views: 37)
• He took it much further than necessary. - Bean,  06-01-2012 19:38 (Views: 28)
• Nope when you straight up lie about it like she did, she got what she deserved - Glenn,  06-01-2012 20:11 (Views: 24)
• Overly dramatic maybe, but completely in the right IMO [nt] - pudds,  06-01-2012 13:36 (Views: 35)
• She deserved every bit of it. [nt] - Phred,  06-01-2012 13:27 (Views: 30)
• Oh I agree [nt] - Glenn,  05-31-2012 19:16 (Views: 30)

 

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