Say, "Look, I was only talking with you on here because I felt sorry for you. You're psycho, I knew it back then, and I know it even harder now. I really don't think we should date, but, I'd still like to go on being exes who never speak to each other, if that's okay with you. Trust me, it's not me, it's you. Maybe in another time and place... oh, wait, that was fifteen years ago back in highschoolville. Yeah, die in a fire."

It's just cruel to string them along.

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“Go to hell, Senator, it’s time for you to take your final dirt nap.” - Nooooo, no, you got it all wrong, see. "Dirt nap", in this context, just means laying down for a short sleep without first taking a shower or anything. This is just a suggestion for John McCain to take up a little better personal hygiene and in is no way violent in nature. You people with your jump to conclusions mats!

• So I guess I can expect a lot more of this, being single at near-forty. - Mork,  05-31-2012 16:14 (Views: 70; Replies: 35)
• Just be up front about it... - Mr. Spork,  06-01-2012 10:21 (Views: 39)
• If he does that, she'll jump him right there. Look, I've been a little jokey ITT, but... - Paul,  06-01-2012 12:04 (Views: 41)
• What if he tries to out-crazy her? - Mr. Spork,  06-01-2012 17:44 (Views: 44)
• Gold baby, GOLD! lol [nt] - Glenn,  06-01-2012 17:56 (Views: 26)
• I must have missed that you're single again. Bummer. [nt] - Mrs. Spork,  05-31-2012 22:49 (Views: 29)
• "Against my better judgement" ... I'll leave it there. [nt] - Catfish,  05-31-2012 18:41 (Views: 39)
• I wish I could give you more words of encouragement about dating again. - Phred,  05-31-2012 17:57 (Views: 45)
• sounds like you're jumping in a little quickly too. - Tendenzi,  05-31-2012 16:32 (Views: 52)
• If she's divorced, knock yourself out. [nt] - Paul,  05-31-2012 16:29 (Views: 30)
• Get a vasectomy first though [nt] - pudds,  05-31-2012 16:50 (Views: 39)
• +10 ;) [nt] - Glenn,  05-31-2012 17:03 (Views: 39)
• If you get "fixed," be upfront about it. - P. Briscoe,  05-31-2012 19:04 (Views: 43)
• Fuck all that.[nt] - Paul,  06-01-2012 02:03 (Views: 28)
• Disagree. Having a baby is either a decision or an accident. - pudds,  05-31-2012 22:01 (Views: 43)
• You gots to tell by the 2nd or 3rd date [nt] - P. Briscoe,  05-31-2012 22:18 (Views: 31)
• no. I just would say something about it. [nt] - P. Briscoe,  06-01-2012 03:31 (Views: 27)
• I think it depends on the person. - pudds,  05-31-2012 22:43 (Views: 45)
• I'd keep a lid on it for a while longer... - Mr. Spork,  06-01-2012 17:54 (Views: 26)
• Can't say I ever had that problem. Never had anyone object to a condom - pudds,  06-01-2012 19:40 (Views: 32)
• some women can't achieve the big O if the sex is too safe... - P. Briscoe,  06-01-2012 19:23 (Views: 35)
• *challenge accepted* [nt] - Mr. Spork,  06-01-2012 21:37 (Views: 24)
• Jeez dude, you get married on date #4? [nt] - Phred,  05-31-2012 22:22 (Views: 28)
• NO WAI. Especially if they're crazy. - Phred,  05-31-2012 19:37 (Views: 36)
• Ta da. - Phred,  05-31-2012 20:15 (Views: 56)
• I thought doctors still recommended contraception for a year after a vasectomy.[nt] - Paul,  06-01-2012 02:44 (Views: 32)
• not if it`s done right. I know. I had mine in '06. - P. Briscoe,  06-01-2012 06:58 (Views: 39)
• Correct, I had mine in '06 as well and 2 samples later all clean! [nt] - Glenn,  06-01-2012 14:44 (Views: 27)
• Wow!!!! [nt] - Glenn,  05-31-2012 23:55 (Views: 31)
• meh, no. too much drama. Not worth it. [nt] - P. Briscoe,  05-31-2012 20:32 (Views: 30)
• she may have been crazy, but that guy's a dick. Not cool. [nt] - P. Briscoe,  06-01-2012 03:28 (Views: 37)
• He took it much further than necessary. - Bean,  06-01-2012 19:38 (Views: 29)
• Nope when you straight up lie about it like she did, she got what she deserved - Glenn,  06-01-2012 20:11 (Views: 24)
• Overly dramatic maybe, but completely in the right IMO [nt] - pudds,  06-01-2012 13:36 (Views: 35)
• She deserved every bit of it. [nt] - Phred,  06-01-2012 13:27 (Views: 32)
• Oh I agree [nt] - Glenn,  05-31-2012 19:16 (Views: 31)

 

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